Funny Baby Messages Writing A Book About 'Things You Wish You Had Known About Having A Baby?'?

Writing a book about 'Things you wish you had known about having a baby?'? - funny baby messages

I'm looking for feedback from men and women on the things that I wish I had known to have a baby. This includes things positive, negative, and know the joy that you want from someone, or been surprised had been said. To try to suggestions, questions for a baby, she discovered that she was pregnant, during pregnancy, your thoughts about your body changes, childbirth, postpartum, and the child home, family, relationship with your partner / friend / family and no further comments would be wonderful.

I would be happy if I leave, could be to get comments in my book. No names or information used for identification purposes. Please tell say "please" or "no mention at the end of the message. Unless, of course, not be found below, presumably for permission. Thank you in advance for your comments.